Last night, when I was feeding the boys sweet potatoes and peaches, I realized there are two things that would make my life a little better! You see, my sweet baby boys have come up with some pretty not so sweet habits!
Quinn LOVES to blow raspberries. He is always spitting and smiling as this sweet sound comes out of his mouth. Let me tell ya, it's not so sweet when it's time to eat! The food goes EVERYWHERE! I didn't really realize just how far he spits until I was feeding him dinner last night and my white t-shirt was now an orange polka dot t-shirt. When I tell him in a stern voice, "QUINN, that's not okay...no no!" ...he LAUGHS!
UHHHHJace LOVES to put his fingers in his mouth. He does it all the time, but especially when it's time to eat. Let me set the scenario....I put a scoop of food in his mouth, his fingers (or fist) goes in and brings the food all out...EVERYWHERE! It's on his face, his ears, in his hair, all over his tummy, arms, legs, and high chair. I'm talking everywhere.
SO, during feeding time, I am constantly trying to teach these following manners: a) It's NOT okay to spit your food out...even if you are only 6 months old... and b) we don't chew on our fingers when
yummies are actually going in your mouth...even if you're teething! Last night after trying to feed them when food flying everywhere, I came up with two BRILLIANT inventions.
A MOMMY SHIELD: It is kind of like a dentist face mask BUT, it goes all the way down with a built in wipe off apron!
A BABY STRAIGHT JACKET: Made of plastic that you can wash off after meal time!
I know, I know, I'm brilliant! Can someone please create these?!? Okay, so maybe not. I guess I'll just have to be a good little mommy and teach these boys right from wrong. In the mean time, I will feed them with dark clothes on so that I
don't have food colored polka dot shirts!
*** On a side note*** I really DID come up with a good invention when
Kenzi was a baby. You know how you are CONSTANTLY rocking an awake infant in the wee hours of the morning and you are SO tired and your head is nodding so much that you may just bonk her in the head....You snooze and stop rocking, she wakes up. OKAY... here's my invention. It's a glider with an ottoman, that is on a
gliding base. All you have to do is sit there and hold the baby, while the glider rocks itself. You can snooze, baby can snooze and the chair does all the work! This one is actually brilliant, I think!!! I'm sure it's out there somewhere! I do think that it would be fantastic!!!